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Cal Exotics Tantric Mantra™

Tantric Mantra™

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First I would like to start the review off by saying that, in most cases, I am not a big fan of multifunctional toys because the pleasure apparatuses never seem cohesive. However, for this toy I will make an exception. Though for me personally, I would prefer a more intense vibration, I liked how the free-floating pleasure beads worked in unison with the clitoral stimulator. I had to use a healthy amount of lube for the initial insertion, but then it felt amazing with the satin finish.

I can honestly say that I even thought that this toy was fat girl friendly. I had no problem with it being able to reach all the right places. I totally would also recommend this for someone who has a sensitive clit, it’s pleasurably subtle. I absolutely see why they call it the Tantric Mantra™, lol! I can’t wait for next month’s toy selection… I hope you cum again!

Overall here are my ratings:
Packaging   5/5
Vibration   2.5/5
Quality       5/5
Visual        5/5
Cost          3/5
Would I recommend this toy to readers?  Yes.
Will I use this toy personally?  Absolutely
Average cost of toy:  $59.99 (MSRP)
Toy features:
  • Bulk Weight: 8(oz) / 0.23(kg)
  • 4.75” x 1.5”/12 cm x 3.75 cm (shaft)
  • 2.25” x 1”/5.75 cm x 2.5 cm (stimulator)
  • Premium Silicone dual stimulators
  • 2 speeds of independent vibration
  • 2 speeds of independent rotation, plus reverse rotation
  • Free floating mystical pleasure pearls
  • Satin Finish™ controller
  • Easy push button controls
  • Silicone (massager, buttons) ABS with PU Cote (controller) ABS with Silver Plating (décor) Stainless Steel (control panel)
  • Requires 4 AAA Batteries

Cal Exotics Jumpin’ Gyrator™ Mini-Rocket

Jumpin’ Gyrator™ Mini-Rocket

CA5_13

This is my first installment, of many more to cum, as a Cal Exotics Sexpert. I was VERY excited to get my first toy to review so when it arrived I put it RIGHT to work! Now let me start of by saying that I am an avid bullet user. I LoVe bullets because they are discreet, easy to travel with and for a plus size girl, easy to use with a partner… I’ve also used them on my partner, lol!

When I received the Jumpin’ Gyrator™ Mini-Rocket I opened it right away and was pleasantly surprised with how sturdy it was. The first thing I check for with a bullet is how strong the cord is and it was appropriately secure. When I put the batteries in and turned it on I wasn’t exactly jumping for joy at the massive vibration, but it wasn’t disappointing. I would say that it was average for a bullet. It’s easy to clean and it’s satin finish allows for a more secure vaginal placement.

Overall here are my ratings:
Packaging   5/5
Vibration   3.5/5
Quality       5/5
Visual        5/5
Cost          4/5
Would I recommend this toy to readers?  Yes.
Will I use this toy personally?  Absolutely
Average cost of toy:  $19.99 (MSRP)
Toy features:
  • Bulk Weight: 2.3(oz) / 0.07(kg)
  • Silky smooth, swirled, turbo powered, multi-use mini stimulator with extreme vibrating and gyrating action
  • Multi-speed
  • EZ grip power pack with slide control
  • 2.5” x 1”/6.25 cm x 2.5 cm
  • Requires 3 AA Batteries

Michelle Obama, What Are You Thinking? (via Dances With Fat)

I could have not said this better if I tried!

Michelle Obama, What Are You Thinking? The President and First Lady gave an address about the anti-bullying conference that they are having tomorrow (March 10) that included the quotes: "Our children deserve the chance to learn and grow without constantly being picked on, made fun of, or worse…" "… make our schools and communities a place where no one is made to feel alone, or afraid for being different.  Where all of our children can thrive." "Because putting a stop to bullying i … Read More

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Headed back to the Left Coast!

As most of you know I have been on the East Coast for a minute. I have traveled from Miami to upstate NY and have made many, many stops in between. I have come to LoVe the NE, Jersey & NYC especially… but it’s time for me to find my way back home. California is where my heart is, as well as my best friends, and I have really missed it so.

With all that said… it’s road trip time. Since I drove across the country I’m gonna have to drive back but this time I have MANY stops along the way. Here is a quick glance at my tentative cities list:

Atlanta
Nashville
Indianapolis
Chicago
St. Louis
Oklahoma City
Dallas/Ft. Worth
Houston
San Antonio
Tucson
Phoenix
Vegas
& FINALLY Los Angeles

It is gonna be a long trip with lots of adventure and I can’t wait! Through some of my travels I will even have company like Thunder Katt, Farrah Foxx and others. Since I am driving it means I may have changes to my schedule so I am not announcing dates until I am sure, probably the end of next week! I will also be hitting clubs and different events along the way… if you wanna stay up to date on where I’ll be and when you can click here to sign up for my mailing list!

For this trip I am booking private sessions in advance… more details, including rates, services and travel calendar, can be found on DesireeOnDemand.com! When booking in advance PLEASE make sure of your dates and times, if you are not certain of when you can make it, call me when you are… and if your plans change, be courteous and call me to let me know you have to cancel or reschedule.

I look forward to visiting a town near you!

Desiree Devine & Platinum Puzzy TOP TEN PET PEEVES

Platinum Puzzy & I are on the “National Trampoon” tour which currently has us in San Francisco at the moment. We decided to start video blogging about things that cross our minds and topics of conversation that we want to be heard. We are real.. and simply bring to attention the everyday situations that cross our paths. BBW’s taking on the topics many refuse to address trying to stay politically correct as its hard enough to keep our channels on Youtube. We are keeping it real 🙂

Weekend review!

This past weekend I had the pleasure of visiting 2 popular BBW clubs in the Los Angeles area. The first club we went to was on Friday night at Tha Undaground aka The Big Girl Club in Maywood ran by Shadoe Gray. Shadoe was kind enough to let myself and my friend in for free to the VIP area (regularly $15). As far as venues go, it was a bit out of the way but a good sized venue with close parking for $5. There were 2 levels, upstairs is for VIP only, and a smoking patio. The smoking patio is nice because the club gets very hot inside and the open air feels so good! The drinks were averagely priced I suppose, $9 for an Adios Mother Fucker and $6 for a shot (they don’t carry Jager =o(. The DJ’s are good, the music selection is urban, as expected. Now when it comes to the crowd this is where it gets a bit sticky… the crowd was a bit one sided being predominantly african-american. There were 3 white people there including myself, my friend and Shadoe. Now normally I have no problem being the only white girl in a crowd of black men… that’s kinda my idea of heaven… but the men weren’t friendly and the women looked like they would scratch the eyes out of any man that looked our direction. Overall it was a good club that needs some diversity!

Then on Saturday we went to the Butterfly Lounge in Costa Mesa ran by Kathleen Divine. I have to say that BFL is one of my favorite places to party. It’s like an old shoe that is familiar and comfortable, I always have a good time there. The door fee is $10 and the parking is free. One thing I love about this club is there are unlimited ins and outs, so you can go outside to smoke or go to your car, whatever! The drinks are again averagely priced, and Adios is $7 and so is a shot of Jager. The bartenders are all great and I don’t mind tipping them well! The DJ plays a good mix of music so it’s easy to find something you like to dance to. The crowd here is definitely diverse and mellow, a bit of an older crowd, but yet lots of fun!

So there you have it folks… the rundown of my weekend! I had a great time with my bff Michelle and I can’t wait to do it again soon!

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Denied by ADULTCON!

Ok, so… myself and Subrina Love signed up for a booth at ADULTCON, our first time there. Everything seemed to be coming along swimmingly until we were denied for not being height, weight proportionate. Needless to say I was quite offended by this turn of events and, well… here’s the story… http://adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=31592

You’re invited…

One bad apple…

It’s funny how one bad apple CAN ruin the whole bunch. When you have a bad experience or are hurt in some way, you avoid that situation again at all costs… kinda like touching a hot stove. Once you’ve touched a hot stove you’d be an idiot to touch it again… unless you’re a glutton for 3rd degree burns. It’s the same with having your heart broken, you’d be an idiot to open yourself up to love or emotion again.

I’m not one to easily open myself up to people and for this I have good reason. I have experienced many hurts in my life and have learned that ‘most’ people are less than trustworthy. The words loyalty, honesty and commitment are things of the past. Maybe I was born in the wrong generation cause I think that men should step the fuck up and be men! What happened to men being the rock? When did men start being allowed to puss out so easily? I can’t just point the finger at men, everyone seems to be quick to up and leave… this is why I never believed in the traditional vows, ‘… for better or worse’, please… fuck the worse, when it looks like there may get bad people bounce!

My heart has been through so much and I’m surprised that it failed me after all these years. I stayed single and kept to myself for a very long time and as it turns out that is the best path for me. After a miserably failed relationship I am once again damaged and this time, I doubt if I can be fixed. So in essence, one man ruined it for the rest. So a word to the wise… think twice before you step on someone’s heart, you never know if you’ll be the fatal step.

Crazy people…

The thing about dealing with crazy people, and I’m talking about the truly insane, is that they don’t know they’re crazy! Even though I learned many years ago that trying to argue or even have a rational conversation with a crazy person is absolutely pointless, I sometimes get wrapped up in the moment. Not that I’m the most sane person roaming the planet, lol, let’s face it, I’m down right certifiable but the difference is that I can hold a descent conversation. The biggest issue seems to arise when crazy people have an alternate reality.

Now the best example of crazy that I have encountered is my mother and can I just say that dealing with someone who has MAJOR denial issues is uber frustrating! Most people already know that I went into foster care at a very young age and had a pretty strenuous almost non-existent relationship with my mother. As I got older we’ve talked more but have continued to have a very strenuous relationship. Recently I have been going through some pretty rough times in my personal life and in lieu of support my mother has decided to give me grief.

I try talking to her about the things she does and how it affects me but she is in such denial and is so immature that she yells and hangs up on me. She tells me to never call her again and that ‘I’ need to make amends to her but never once had apologized, or admitted to for that matter, for anything she put me though as a child. In her world I am wrong and as she says “You have nobody to blame but yourself and the genes you got from your dad…”! *Sigh* Now I’m the first one to fess up to my mistakes but c’mon… at least acknowledge the past as it really was, not the way you have made it up to be in your own head.

I dunno, maybe I’m asking for too much when it comes to dealing with the people in my family. Maybe this is why I’m so picky when it comes to letting people close to me, however I have made mistakes in that area too. We all have crazy people in our lives in some form or another… for sanity to exist there needs to be insanity to keep the balance.